I Don't Mean to Blow Your Mind, But...

Okay, yes. Yes, I do. I do mean to blow your mind.

*POW!*

Have you ever thought, "golly gee, I wish The Big Red Couch would host a ~*GIVEAWAY*~ to celebrate the beginning of a new school year?"

ALL YOUR DREAMS ARE COMING TRUE.

You see friends, one of the best quotes about the lingering nostalgia of the School Year comes from "You've Got Mail" writer Nora Ephron, who penned a fantastic phrase about "bouquets of sharpened pencils" and the desire, years after graduation, to buy school supplies in the fall.

Soon, you'll be introduced to a couple of great gals who have an Etsy shop. Soon, you can enter a schoolbus-y, chalkboard dust-y giveaway...

I know, I know.

You're welcome.