Sunday, November 23, 2008



As opposed to brevity, which you won't often find on this blog.

Or levitation, which you often won't find on this non-floating blog.

Levity - not the kind that Gov. Palin was talking about as she gave an inter
view after pardoning an Alaskan turkey - an interview held right in front of the turkey-goes-bye-bye jugular-slitting chute. On purpose? Who knows. Yes, liberals everywhere, there is a Santa Claus, and he eats turkey, too.

No, here's a little Couch-style levity for you: (hum "2001: A Space Odyssey" to yourse

"Big Red Couch, that site is hilarious!" you think. I know, gentle reader. I know.
Hamburger earrings. Banana earrings. It's a perfect
storm, really.

What's that? You're fretting? You have a friend who, in turn, has everything?

Yes, but does she have a California roll sushi necklace

I didn't think so.
"But," you fret, "I'm looking for that hard-to-find gift...breakfast food cuff links..."

You mean, like BACON AND EGG cuff links? has you, once again!

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