Ladies and Gentlemen, I give you: Froosday.
Here is yon faithful, brave canine Daisy. She's pantomiming the dog days of summer in the fort that John and I built in our living room last weekend.
My chivalrous kin, Ethan, did most certainly practice the arts of henna upon my hand. These curs'd spots will remove more easily than Lady MacBeth's, and should be gone by next Froosday.
Here laboureth my love upon a sporting device, in which to practice his disc golf throws for yon tournament of honour.