I'm sorry it has to come to this. This hurts me more than it hurts you.
BUT I REFUSE TO WRITE ANY MORE UNTIL PEOPLE COMMENT ON SOMETHING I'VE WRITTEN.
Do you know what it's like, to sit at a computer, tired, unperked as yet by coffee, and see that no one has responded (except your dad)? Is it THAT BORING? Does it put you to sleep THAT QUICKLY? Is it really THAT MUCH TRIPE? Is it THAT UNINTERESTING?
I am getting my blankie and I am going on strike. You can find me on the floor with milk and cookies and a scowling face.
You can find me in my fort.
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The reason I never comment is because I can simply pick up a phone and call you, write you an interoffice email, or send over a messenger pigeon. Why comment when I have so many other good options?
Also, you don't have a fort to retreat to because you no longer live in the brothel. I'm sorry to put it so bluntly, but if you would just do as I say and move back in, then we wouldn't be having these problems.
In conclusion: Oprah canceled my mother's living room session with Whitney and the blind barracuda, so other people obviously have more to worry about than you do. Now quit whining!
Well, my most constant commenters are my fiance and my mom...but its nice when people actually acknowledge that they've read and enjoyed what you've written, eh?
So, here's my comment. I haven't read past the first post yet, because I only click over here to catch up with you once in a while, but I hope you're doing well and enjoying life with your new husband!
oops (as she slinks in to grovel at Bitty's feet).
I seemed to think I kept up on your blog pretty well until today, when I just realized the last 4 posts are new to me.
Picture Daisy--avoiding eye contact, tail between legs, slinking under the bed, slight whimpering--that's me.
;)
Have you built a fort in your new house yet? Mom
ah ha! now you will definitely get witty remarks from me in the future! ;-)
I'm succumbing to your manipulation to tell you that I READ and would APPRECIATE it if you would come out of the dadgum fort.
I love you Elizabeth....therefore I read and comment on your blogs...no one else loves you, therefore THEY don't comment. NOW they are just coddling you and you KNOW I'd never do that...because I love you and they don't. I also would NEVER use emotional blackmail. You are ALWAYS on top of the TOTEM pole as far as I'm concerned.---your commenting Daddy (so there everyone else, I got mentioned as a commenter, you didn't!)
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